Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

Updating Yeats’s “The best lack all conviction While the worst are full of passio… I’d say The best lack all conviction

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance