In showing us what darkness looks… fog is equal and opposite to stars lighting up the night sky
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
