I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

Man’s job is to think of a way To put God’s plan into action What is God’s plan And how do we take action? God’s plan unfolds

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…