Apocalypse now in the eternal now
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…