You can only give what you are wil… See God Who gave us responsibility Because He takes responsibility f… And those who place blame

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb