God is the world’s only super-bower

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret