The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude