Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
