Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
100% of success is showing up on time
We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist
Life is a test but I’d been treating it like a quiz– which is a preparation for a test– under the assumption that when I d…
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
