We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

As a start Put your mouth where your money is… This is called telling the truth But, of course Telling the truth

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

The reason God made us mortal Is the reason hiding in plain sigh… So that Knowing we must die anyway We might choose