The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me

If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened