If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family