God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic
Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done
God is the world’s only super-bower
AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
Even when religion is about the symbolic it must guard against fundamentalism But when religion
Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
