Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–

Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated