Like many people I have dreams in which I’m flying but in mine I’m always flying
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
