According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…