In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
