The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves