As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time

Once the cost of AI turns negligi… the world to come becomes inexorab… and as conditions grow unintelligi… just know that you and I are repli… into beings who are far more execu…

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

It’s hard to quantify change We keep running our equations Adding and subtracting everything… From everything we know about God And the numbers don’t add up–

During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid