I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune
Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way: