All raw deals Are some version of the following: If we screw up You’ll keep your mouth shut Because if you draw attention to i…
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
Relationships are built on trust And the problem isn’t that we cybo… Don’t trust the other side Which was always vanishingly rare But that we don’t trust our own si…
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…