Never Win Anything
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot
