We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
My soul is the sole part of me My body makes me one of us My mind is made up Of body and soul– So, just like you, I am
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut
With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age
All the advanced metrics say that A bird in the hand Is worth two in the bush But the burning bush advances the… That we are consumed by jealously…
The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
