The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade
How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint