Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is
Reason is a gift from God But it is not the path to God There is a reason for this: God’s love for you is unreasonable
Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window
Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–