God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon
You can only give what you are wil… See God Who gave us responsibility Because He takes responsibility f… And those who place blame
The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
