As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but