God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

God is the world’s only super-bower

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable