The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

Thinking and feeling necessitates a lot of linking and… Done alone you just get a sinking… while on screen they see blinking…

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade