The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret
In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks
The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
If you don’t trust God You try to control others But eventually find That you can’t control those Who trust in God
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
The sooner we realize that wholeness is impossible the sooner we can redouble our efforts towards obtai…
