Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling