As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always