An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

Life is trying So Die trying

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg