I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…