My dissertation defense fell apart even as I read my title– The Bronze Age: A Golden Age of…
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon
Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will