After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then