If God is good Then why are people so often evil? It might help if you think of it l… Just as we can all access The light side of the Force

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing