Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes

This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time