I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town