The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon