They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
Time tells a story and linear time is a plot device we’ve made up, call it a time machine, to advance the plot
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want