Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
