When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet