The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

I am a story I tell myself The story is a cover-up The cover-up is always worse than… The crime is merely the will to po… The cover-up is giving away my pow…

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

Our task is never-ending And our time is limited This is a major source of complain… But consider the opposite possibil… Our work here is done

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me