Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
