Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed
Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth