No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…