Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

If you Buy it You might Like it

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death