Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us