I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…