There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
