When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain