Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
