My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
If I live forty more years I figure my life will pay for itself
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots
Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?
