The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead