Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

With all other things human beings must guard against what is too good to be true in order to stay alive With God

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it

Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

Love may never win but love always ties