The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper