We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive
The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing
In all my dreams of flying my life has come
We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
